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  • Disney Animation exec:

    So you realize how difficult it is to get a job with Pixar, what makes you more qualified than the thousands of other applicants Disney gets each year?

  • mysterious figure cast in shadow:

    [slides single sheet of paper across the table] my resume.

  • Disney Animation exec:

  • Disney Animation exec:

    this just says 'I am constable-frozen'.

  • mysterious figure cast in shadow:

    [slight head nod]

  • Disney Animation exec:

  • Disney Animation exec:

    when can you start.

  • constable-frozen:

    i already have.

spinejackel:

I recently found my “gold” hammer after misplacing it. It’s my favorite tool ever because it looks like a regular hammer trying to be fancy,

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but then you twist both halves and unscrew it to find a flat-head screwdriver in the middle.

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BUT, if you twist the very end and unscrew that

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you find a phillips screwdriver.

BUT DON’T THINK THAT’S ALL THERE IS! THERE’S MORE!! unscrew the very end again to find a smaller flat-head screwdriver!

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BUT THAT’S STILL NOT THE END!!

unscrew the end of this screwdriver to find a final, teeny tiny, flat-head screwdriver

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look at how cute it is!

it’s like a matryoshka doll of tools.

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